July 2012
zuko: my mother is missing!
katara: my mother is dead!
mako: both of my parents are dead!
aang:
aang:
aang:
aang:
aang: (looks at empty Air Temple)
aang: ... I don't think you guys want to play this game with me.
Kris Buying Tickets for Everyone at Disneyland
Ticket Seller: Hello, how can I help you?
Kris: Ayo whassup, can I have 12 tickets please? All adul--
Kris:
Kris: Make that 6 adults and 6 child--
Kris:
Kris: Wait, let me think about this.
Kris:
Kris:
Kris: One senior citizen, six adults, and five children. Yep.
Dating.
White Parents: date whenever you want honey, whenever you're ready!
Mexican Parents: I'll let you date whenever you're ready.
Black Parents: Haha, I don't give a fuck whenever you date , just tell me who it is .
Asian Parents: WHAT!!!!!!!? YOU NO DATE TILL YOU PASS COLLEGE . I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE BAAABBY THEN YOU DROP OUT SCHOOL . YOU CRAZE CHY'OLE . GOONESS .
My parents: It doesn't matter honey no one likes you anyway
“If the day and the night are such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a...”
– Happy 195th birthday, Henry David Thoreau – the iconic transcendentalist on defining your own success. (via explore-blog)
iwillmindfuckyou:
i am literally the worst texter in the world
I read the message but then i just don’t reply. I don’t even mean it in a rude way but I just forget to reply and I keep forgetting until its really awkward and I can’t reply
Arthur: Are you saying I look like a toad??
Merlin: Yeah. And maybe one day you'll magically transform into a handsome prince, but since magic is outlawed that will probably never happen. Come on, lets go.
Arthur: Merlin, I'm the one who gives the orders, remember?
Merlin: Yeah.
Arthur:
Merlin:
Arthur:
Merlin: You ready? Let's go.
