zuko: my mother is missing!
katara: my mother is dead!
mako: both of my parents are dead!
aang: (looks at empty Air Temple)
aang: ... I don't think you guys want to play this game with me.
Kris Buying Tickets for Everyone at Disneyland
Ticket Seller: Hello, how can I help you?
Kris: Ayo whassup, can I have 12 tickets please? All adul--
Kris: Make that 6 adults and 6 child--
Kris: Wait, let me think about this.
Kris: One senior citizen, six adults, and five children. Yep.
White Parents: date whenever you want honey, whenever you're ready!
Mexican Parents: I'll let you date whenever you're ready.
Black Parents: Haha, I don't give a fuck whenever you date , just tell me who it is .
Asian Parents: WHAT!!!!!!!? YOU NO DATE TILL YOU PASS COLLEGE . I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE BAAABBY THEN YOU DROP OUT SCHOOL . YOU CRAZE CHY'OLE . GOONESS .
My parents: It doesn't matter honey no one likes you anyway
If the day and the night are such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a...– Happy 195th birthday, Henry David Thoreau – the iconic transcendentalist on defining your own success. (via explore-blog)
iwillmindfuckyou: i am literally the worst texter in the world I read the message but then i just don’t reply. I don’t even mean it in a rude way but I just forget to reply and I keep forgetting until its really awkward and I can’t reply
Arthur: Are you saying I look like a toad??
Merlin: Yeah. And maybe one day you'll magically transform into a handsome prince, but since magic is outlawed that will probably never happen. Come on, lets go.
Arthur: Merlin, I'm the one who gives the orders, remember?
Merlin: You ready? Let's go.