laugh-addict: It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
poopflow: if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
IB ENGLISH, COME AT ME BRO!
ibkids: (But be gentle please.)
aseahorsesinsight asked: You liked my post, therefore i made you a screenshot. to find it check my blog or put your url in the tags, it should pop up. :D
genius-gills asked: So you continually reblog rape my blog
gcoky: i’m so overprotective of new technology the first week i have it and then i get so comfortable with it that i just start throwing it out of planes and shit
egberts: how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
allons-yasshole: deodrant: i was never good at geography not with that latitude
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be...– Homer, The Iliad (via greaterland)
unwinding-troubles: thatpunnyguy: finefools: justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin. Looks like this happened… just in time you really live up to your url don’t you
Now you know giant anteater's front legs look like...
macaronrainbow: tatermo: I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
dampsandwich: ive never seen myself in the same room with myself…suspicious what about bathrooms with mirrors???
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little...– The Breakfast Club (1985)
mrmisf0rtune: ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn: what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1 I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
watchtheskytonight: dysphorism: ...
irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad